Doc Byrne’s Translation Miscellany

Extreme localisation courtesy of Microsoft

A story has just emerged that Microsoft has been forced to apologise for what can only be described as the localisation equivalent of ethnic cleansing in an advertisement which appeared on its website. The original photo on the company’s US website showed two men, one Asian and one black, and a woman sitting at a conference table. Everybody’s smiling, everybody’s happy. But have a look at the same picture on Microsoft’s Polish site and the affable-looking black man’s head has mysteriously been replaced with that of a white man although his hands are left untouched. Unless he has been struck down with the same skin complaint that affected poor Michael Jackson, someone obviously reckoned that this guy just wasn’t up to the job of selling Microsoft to Poland and localised the living daylights out of him.

Consider yourself localised!

Consider yourself localised!

It’s not the first time, however, that Microsoft has gotten itself into trouble over racial and intercultural clumsiness. When Windows XP was released in Latin America, the Spanish version gave users the option of specifying their gender as either “Male” or “Bitch”. Then there was one of their computer games, I can’t remember what it was called, which used extracts from the Qur’an as lyrics for a catchy soundtrack for the on-screen violence and mayhem, quite understandably causing massive offence. But while these slip-ups could be attributed to the careless ignorance of Microsoft’s “Geopolitical Product Strategy Team” who apparently have “only a hazy idea about the rest of the world”, you have to wonder what goes through the mind of someone when they decide “Nah, the Chinese guy’s ok but let’s get rid of the black guy”.

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How not to stop Internet pirates

A better option than criminalising ordinary Internet users?

Clouseau would have better luck than these daft new proposals

A recent report in the Independent newspaper in England outlined the government’s plans to put the onus on ISPs to help track down people who illegally download copyright material such as music and films. Under the scheme, Internet companies would be responsible for identifying and reporting illegal downloaders who then face large fines and having their access to the Internet withdrawn among other things. In all honesty, this has to be one of the daftest ideas I have heard in a long time. Surely it would be much better to go after the people who upload the illegal files in the first place? First off, there are fewer of them so it should be easier and cheaper to catch them. There’s also the fact that in order to rent the space on a web server where you can store the files, you need to provide your name, address and credit card details. Now I’m no criminologist but I’d imagine that this would be pretty much all you’d need if you wanted to send a police car around to pick up some evil wrong-doers. The current approach is a bit like turning around and saying that you’re only going to concentrate on catching drug users and not the dealers, presumably because drug dealers are but humble shopkeepers.

Illegal downloads have also made an appearance in the translation industry, albeit to a lesser extent. I once had a student bound excitedly into class saying that he had found a “really cool website where you can download Trados for free”. Intrigued, I asked him about the site. He said “yeah, once you get past the porn ads and the pop-ups there’s this link…”. What the student had found was a crackz site. Nothing to do with drugs, crackz are hacked versions of software with the licence mechanisms removed or bypassed so you can, in theory at least, use the software for free. Software like Trados has long been a favourite and it goes to show that even translators with their impeccable moral standards can be tempted. At one point a few years ago crackz were so prevalent that I actually had to incorporate them into my technologies course. Not because I agree with them but because of the hidden dangers of using crackz. The problem with these sites, as my student found out is that they are usually riddled with all sorts of viruses, malware and ads for pornography.

Computer piracy: It's not all rum and wenches

Then, even if you do manage to get past the flurry of boobs and other body parts, the software you download can contain Trojan horses which will do all sorts of bad things to your computer from stealing information to turning it into a zombie computer ready for the next large-scale, headline-grabbing assault on some high-profile Internet target. So by saving a few quid on downloading free software you could kill your computer and probably get yourself put on some FBI watch-list. Not worth the hassle really, is it?

Still, you can see why some people are tempted by offers of free software. The sheer price of many products can often seem unreasonable. Of course a lot of time and effort goes into developing these applications and companies don’t develop products for the hell of it. However, some companies are so bloated in terms of workforce and bureaucracy that their prices are artificially inflated. In the current economic climate you have to wonder whether this is a sensible way of doing things.

The long and the short of it is that piracy isn’t cool, it’s theft and by downloading files you are robbing people of well-earned payment, recognition and possibly even their jobs. Also, by stealing stuff you are hitting yourself somewhere else – in the case of music, your favourite band may get dropped before they get to their second album or you’ll get stung with exorbitant ticket and merchandise prices; in the case of software there’ll be less choice, more expensive support and training. Either way, you’ll be hurting yourself. But having said all that, companies could do more to understand why people feel it’s ok to download illegally and look at their pricing structures. People aren’t inherently criminals, so why turn them into that?

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Is Facebook checking up on me?

Whos watching you?

Who's watching you?

For several months I’ve been growing increasingly puzzled at some of the people Facebook has been suggesting as friends. Sometimes it’s almost as if Facebook is psychic because it suggests people as friends who I know in real life but with whom there is no apparent connection online. Originally, Facebook would suggest friends of friends just on the off-chance that you might have some friends in common. This is fair enough, but recently I’ve noticed that Facebook is getting a little too on-the-money with the people it suggests. For example, it suggested the daughter of a colleague as a friend even though my colleague isn’t on Facebook. It has also suggested a couple of notable translation scholars which isn’t too earth shattering given that I’m a member of a translation-related group on Facebook and I feed my blog onto my profile page. Some of this can be easily explained by the fact that Facebook searches through your stated interests, groups, favourites etc. and suggests people who have the same interests as you. But today it made two suggestions, a recruitment consultant and an education website, with whom there is absolutely no connection on Facebook. The only connection is that the recruitment consultant’s name appears once on JodyByrne.com, and my name appears once on the education website. Now, the only way I can see that Facebook could make these suggestions is if it were searching the Internet for my name, comparing any names it finds on those pages against its list of members and then suggesting them as potential friends.

In a way I feel like some crackpot conspiracy theorist who thinks he’s figured out who killed JFK or what really happened at Roswell but I definitely feel uncomfortable about this and ever so slightly violated, and not in a good way. I know there’s absolutely no such thing as privacy on the Internet (especially if you’re an academic and especially if you use Facebook) but I don’t think I like the idea of Facebook basically checking up on me. Call it profiling, researching or spying but I’m fairly sure there’s a privacy issue here, or at the very least, an issue of informed consent and transparency on the part of Facebook as to how they come up with these suggestions and how exactly they use your information.

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Believing the technology hype…

These days it seems technology is everywhere. Just the other day, the bin in our local foodcourt, having been somehow instilled with a technological soul, thanked me for dumping my half-eaten cheeseburger into it.

Thank you for eating me. Sorry about the cholesterol!

Thank you for eating me. Sorry about the cholesterol!

I’ve always been a big believer in technology and there was a time when I would dump a perfectly good mobile phone because a newer, shinier one with more bells and whistles came out and I would buy gadgets just because they were new and revolutionary. I even taught myself MIDI programming because Roland launched a synthesiser that you could play with a guitar. The epitome of what industry types call an “early adopter” I was always first in line to try out some new piece of software or some such gizmo but lately I’ve found myself suffering from technology fatigue and I’m starting to question exactly how useful all of this technological gimmickry really is.

Although people seem to assume I do, I don’t have an iPhone or Blackberry  and have no plans on getting one because I really don’t need or want one (they’re far too trendy for my liking and I’m not that much of a sheep) and can’t be bothered learning how to use something that I’ll probably break and have to replace in 6 months anyway. I don’t use Twitter because I can’t see the point and if I’m honest, my ego doesn’t need that much of a boost and my stalker tendencies haven’t developed to that level yet (although I do use Facebook and Myspace, shame on me). I refuse to get a Sky+ box (Tivo for you Americans) although I did dabble with digital radio before it inexplicably died in a splutter of electronic epilepsy. I’m not sure whether my newly emerging Luddite nature is because I’m getting older (bah!) or because I’m getting cynical but either way I’m increasingly sceptical about gadgets billed as absolutely essential.

The proliferation of technology does seem pretty unstoppable in virtually every area of our lives and translation is no exception. We are constantly told that in order to keep up with the competition and attract those high-value projects we simply have to embrace ever more sophisticated technologies. Of course with a few exceptions, none of this technology comes cheap. But then again, if we are to believe the promises of increased productivity, improved quality and consistency, customer satisfaction, world peace and an end to hunger isn’t it worth it?

In translation, the mantra among those in the know is that nobody can realistically expect to work as a translator without technology. I’m a whole-hearted believer in this. I can’t imagine a translator not using a PC, not translating directly onto the screen by overwriting the source text). But is all this technology going too far? Lots of people I know hate translating with TM tools such as Trados or Deja Vu because it spoils the enjoyment of translating and if I’m honest, I’m not a big fan of translating with them either and there is at least one study that I know of which shows that TM tools can actually damage the quality of texts. There’s also the fact that I now automatically factor in an additional hour or two at the end of a translation project to fix whatever unforeseen and unpredictable calamity will invariably befall my leading tag-based translation memory tool. Terminology management tools, too, may be useful but unless someone sends you a ready-made database you can waste so much time creating one that it’s just not worth the effort. So for all the promises and hype, you have to wonder whether the technology really does help us as translators. I feel something of a hypocrite because I teach technologies to my students and hammer home the importance of it yet I have my misgivings about the tools.

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TranslatorBot 3000™

The technology companies, however, seem desperate to try and fuel this obsession with technology by churning out update after update and new product after new product even if what they are offering doesn’t seem to really offer anything new, worthwhile or even useful. You get the impression that the people pushing for more technology in translation won’t be happy until they we’ve been turned into translating cyborgs, one and the same with our computers. But dig beneath the surface gloss and you’ll find that what they are offering in many cases is a way of dealing with the increased workload and problems which their products themselves have caused. Just look at some of the latest releases which were supposed to add new features but which have been so buggy that translator forums are filled with frustrated users’ stories and people are being advised to wait until a service pack is released.

Perhaps the most important thing to remember is that software and other types of technology are just tools. They are supposed to help you do something else. They’re a means to an end, not and end in themselves. You should only use something because you need to, because it will help you do your job better or more easily not because you think you should because of some mercurial promise of everlasting revenue by a software company. Buying something simply because it’s new or because the company makes a fuss over some new feature or other (possibly because they want to boost their cash-flow to see them through the recession and which in reality provides very little benefit to the ordinary translator) is a waste of time, money and precious sanity. The long and the short of this technology business is don’t believe the hype, do your research and buy what you need. And if you do need to indulge in frivolous purchases, buy a guitar, a vocoder,  a remote control helicopter or a robot.

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Home, sweet home

Okay so this has nothing to do with translation but after two weeks holiday with most of it spent back in my native Dublin, I’m back in the saddle and (nearly) ready to start work again. One thing that did occur to me is how much we tend to take our hometown for granted, often to the extent that it’s only when we return after an extended period of time away that we realise what a cool place it is. A lot of the time, tourists have a much better time in a city than its own residents because they actually get out there and do things. Sometimes I wonder whether people are afraid to have fun and whether they should take a day out to be a tourist in their own town. I mean, if people are prepared to to learn about other cultures,  countries and languages, then why not look closer to home once in a while?

The Samuel Beckett Bridge

The Samuel Beckett Bridge

Dublin has, over the past few years undergone some massive changes and seen some quite extraordinary additions to its inventory of “photographables” particularly in the Dockland such as the Samuel Beckett Bridge, the International Convention Centre and the newly rejuvenated Point Theatre (albeit with a truly rubbish name “The O2″ – a breath-taking combination of corporate egotism and atrocious marketing skills). There’s also the Spike, the river taxis on the Liffey, the Boardwalk, the refurbished Laughter Lounge (with its strict and oft-repeated no talking rule)  and various other cosmetic tweaks which I’m really starting to appreciate with my semi-tourist ex patriot eyes.

So with a new found respect and appreciation of my hometown I thought I’d post a list of some of my favourite Dublin gems just in case you’re a Dub and get the urge to do something different or, if you’re not from Dublin, you fancy visiting the place.

Things to do

Ghost Bus
Organised by Dublin Bus this is an excellent tour of Dublin at night and you’ll learn about some of the grislier aspects of its history. I’ve done it twice and it’s a hoot!

Viking Splash Tour
Put on your Viking horns and roar at passers-by as you tour Dublin on land and water in an amphibious vehicle.

Guinness Brewery Tour
An obligatory part of any trip to Dublin learn about our national drink before sampling some in the Gravity Bar some 40 metres above the city.

St. Michans Church
If you liked the Ghost Bus try visiting the crypt of this little church and see real mummified corpses. Ghoulish yet educational.

Royal Hospital Kilmainham
An old military hospital on the outskirts of the city centre. A bit of a hidden gem, the gardens are beautiful and great for a walk or to bring your own lunch. There’s also a modern art gallery for you arty types.

Kilmainham Gaol
A very important and historical site related to the Irish War of Independence – very atmospheric and one of the best tours in Dublin.

Pubs

No trip to Dublin would be complete without some sort of liquid refreshment and you won’t have to look hard to find a decent pub.  As long as you steer clear of the superpubs in Temple Bar you’ll be fine. Here are a couple to get you started…

The Stags Head
A proper Irish pub – not very big and it gets a little crowded at weekends but a good place for a pint and a chat.

Messers Maguire
Pub with its own microbrewery which brews its own beers and imitations of famous beers. There’s also a restaurant for that all important “soakage”. Can get quite busy at weekends though.

The Long Stone
Celtic/Viking-themed pub – not tacky, just a nice place for a drink with friends. A personal favourite.

The Laughter Lounge
The biggest and best comedy club in Dublin. They will irritate you with constant reminders not to talk during the performance but you’ll soon learn to tune it out.

Food

Bewleys Café
A Dublin institution! Brendan Behan and Patrick Kavanagh are some of its famous customers. Once found all over Dublin but now only in Grafton Street this place is great for breakfast or just to have a coffee and sticky bun while watching the world go by.

Thai Orchid
Central location, beautiful Thai food and great service. Nothing else to say except that this is my favourite restaurant in Dublin.

Music

Whelans
Forget all that pounding techno and nasty, made for tourists diddly-eye traditional music, this place is probably the the best live music venue in Dublin.

Vicar Street
A short 15 minute walk from the centre of Dublin this is a great venue for live music and shows.

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